Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Hanable the Canable by Jesse


It all starts here, 1st of January, 2000. The year…Of the opening …Of the 21st Century. Also, the year of the release of the new superhero league, the GREEN TEAM!!! And their leader Hanable the Canable A.K.A. HC.

2034:
HANABLE'S SECRET APARTMENT, CANZRUS, CANTEBURY 2010.

"Agent Environment! Check this out! Michael Recycle just sent me a friend request on facebook!" proclaimed HC excitedly. "Sweet!" replied his loyal sidekick "He'll be a great link to get our message across, YOU CAN RECYCLE. Oh, and by the way I've written a character profile about you that we could share with others that are curious about what we do! Here, have a look!" Agent Environment handed HC the paper:

HANABLE THE CANNABLE

ORIGIN: CANZRUS LABORATORY, CANZRUS

STATUS: HERO

PURPOSE: IN THE YEAR 1998, SCIENTISTS BELIEVED OUR PLANET AND PEOPLE NEEDED A HERO. MORE AND MORE POLLUTION WAS OCCURING. THEY NEEDED A HERO WHO CARED FOR THE ENVIRONMENT, A HERO OF GREAT BRAVERY. AND OF COURSE THAT HERO COULD NOT HAVE BEEN HUMAN. IF WE WERE EVER TO FIND A HERO LIKE THAT THEY WOULD DEFINITELY HAVE TO BE OF ALIEN DESCENT. SO, IN 2000 OUR SAVIOUR TO BE HANABLE THE CANABLE WAS RELEASED!

HOW HE GETS HIS MESSAGE ACROSS: HC ALWAYS PUTS CONFERENCE BEFORE ACTION,AND UNFORTUNATELY SOME VILLAINS JUST CAN'T SEEM TO LISTEN TO WHAT HC TRIES TO SHOW THEM. SO HC JUST HAS TO USE THE APPROPRIATE PUNISHMENT. NOWADAYS, HC HAS BILLBOARDS, PUBLIC SPEECHES AND LOTS OF COMMUNITY AND COUNCIL CONFERENCES. THIS WAY EVERYONE WORKS TOGETHER TO MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE.

0538: HANABLE'S APARTMENT

"Beep, beep, beep," HC woke suddenly. What's that noise? He quickly realised it was his Green Team emergency comlink. Swiftly, he picked it up and glanced at the satellite image. It indicated to go to the green team HQ ASAP. HC immediately reacted, "To the Recycle Mobile… after breakfast."

And so, as HC finished up his can of baked beans, he woke Agent Environment and they both manned the recycle mobile and zoomed out of the secret docking bay.

0803: GREEN TEAM HQ, LOCATION UNKNOWN

'Ah….HC I was hoping you'd turn up!" Commander Green said with a sigh of relief, "We've been secretly tracking Hanable the Unable's movements for the past month, and have found something incredibly dangerous for our Earth."

"And what is that sir?" HC said curiously.

"Come with me"

The three slowly made their way over to the conference room, throwing nervous glances at each other. "Unable is planning to invade Wellington and transform the city into his own wasteland, and it's all up to you two to stop him," Commander Green finally said, "You'll need to go to his lair at Fort Pollute, but be careful. There are litterbots completely surrounding the lair!"

"Don't worry, we'll teach him a lesson or two!" HC replied.

And on that note, the two friends set off!

0813:
UNABLES LAIR, FORT POLLUTE

Clonk! A litter bots crashed right in front of HC. "Lucky!!" laughed Agent Environment, "I think that's the last of them,"

"Thank goodness, for that!" HC said staring down at the minion.

The two continued down the tremendous path to the lair just to find something they weren't expecting at all…

TO BE CONTINUED…

By Jesse Tinning

3 comments:

  1. wow! Jesse great writing I loVe it!!!
    from Reanna

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  2. Reanna,
    awww shucks i'm blushing!
    Jesse:-)

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  3. What Amazing writing Jesse Can't wait till the next Hannibal the Can-able.
    (Shannon)

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